body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/nature/nat-11/nat1034.ani), url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/nature/nat-11/nat1034.gif), progress !important;}Tumblr (3.0; @iloveyou-andreias)http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1919bb40610becb247062f6da82ec2d8/tumblr_mfnlf2gwqd1s1a8c9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45938370843http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45938370843Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:32:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrh5qXo3l1r2gk1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45766355520http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45766355520Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:55:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b83595a6c472d9a424a5cbd8212aa802/tumblr_mjcad3uZJA1rqmm6yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afroogoldenqueen.tumblr.com/post/45680147625"> </a></p>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45681084935http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45681084935Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:09:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab6605ed9bf3b92faf6478426397f05b/tumblr_mj3cthiwUH1ro8qiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45681074260http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45681074260Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:09:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67a6adb19ee58d2a5128f0d96e2e70f0/tumblr_mjv6ck0UMp1r8kvano1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45680494682http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45680494682Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:58:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8348ab246568c1f63535c2e98d9db74/tumblr_mjv82jlzZL1rtx2wio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679986801http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679986801Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:49:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19b4272d988ce9c4617dff44f55bbb62/tumblr_mjv825dC141rtx2wio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679973569http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679973569Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:49:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22c60e405198b2fab30a1878804fb0e6/tumblr_mjv81u5P901rtx2wio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679963649http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679963649Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:49:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3528c399eaecb51fd369df3ee330c241/tumblr_mjv81j4rQY1rtx2wio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679953959http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679953959Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:48:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad63e706141b80cab991d03d54ffe737/tumblr_mjv8182s3W1rtx2wio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679943596http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679943596Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:48:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55e725e84aec42f657edcdac6b643d56/tumblr_mjv80s4HOV1rtx2wio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679928608http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679928608Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:48:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da178b7b04ad0c80314a10b4425f4305/tumblr_mjv7zu8eBq1rtx2wio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679898742http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679898742Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:47:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3635f360f7c69b162a26408af9bc505/tumblr_mjv7z4gCqR1rtx2wio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679875626http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679875626Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:47:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ee0a676417b13a957cc8e2f958d7cae/tumblr_mjv7ysELNj1rtx2wio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679865672http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679865672Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:47:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f76717eb97472e5fd5d3d0584ccf5e95/tumblr_mgdj4wTOyd1ryl1jdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679426683http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/45679426683Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:39:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmwz35HUB1qzk8duo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460648100http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460648100Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:59:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ep337HCQ1rp2tsho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460327883http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460327883Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:50:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83ba360ffc05abb5b1bd7cfb2390e04c/tumblr_mevjhiGm7B1qh0381o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460143705http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460143705Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:44:59 -0500<br /> ALENTEJANOS<br /> Dois Alentejanos resolvem ir a Lisboa passear! Quando chegam lá, o que resolvem fazer? Ir às "meninas". Chegam a um bordel, e depois de terem escolhido as "meninas", vão para o quarto. Quando já estavam quentes e preparados para o "catra-pau-pimba", diz a "menina", ao dar-lhe uma camisinha para a mão: - " Olha tens que usar esta coisinha, tá bém?" - " Atão porquêi?" - " Isto é para não ficarmos grávidas!" - " 'Tá bém, pode sêri!" Bem, depois de terem acabado, foram embora p'rá terra. Encontram-se duas semanas mais tarde e diz um para o outro: - " Ó Cumpadre, aquelas Lisboetas pá! Aquilo é que foi." - " Se foi, ê dê duas trancadas, comê nunca tinha dado na vida!" - " Olhe lá, vocemecêi importa-se qu'elas engravidem?" - " Ê não! Quero lá saberi!" - " Atão vamos tirar estas porras qu'há quinze dias quê na mijo!"http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460017455http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38460017455Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:41:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdgen52Wt21qbml6qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38459817676http://iloveyou-andreias.tumblr.com/post/38459817676Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:34:59 -0500